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Dating with Your DNA

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– I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION IF I MAY HOW MANY OF YOU HERE ARE SINGLE? HANDS UP

[cheering] ALL RIGHT, WE MAY HAVE TO MOVE SOME OF YOU AROUND, SO DATING CAN BE HARD, IT CAN, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED I HAVE NOT DATED IN A WHILE, BUT WHEN I DID, I WOULD ALWAYS FIND SOME LITTLE THING WRONG WITH THE PERSON

THAT'S JUST WHAT I DID THEY WOULD CHEW WITH THEIR MOUTH OPEN, OR THEY HAD A WEIRD LAUGH, OR THEY WERE A MAN I ALWAYS HAD– [laughter and applause] I THINK FINDING [cheers and applause] AWW FINDING A PARTNER JUST GOT A TINY BIT EASIER THIS IS GOOD NEWS SCIENTISTS HAVE COME UP WITH A NEW WAY TO DATE BECAUSE IF THERE'S ONE THING SCIENTISTS ARE GOOD AT, IT'S DATING THIS IS TRUE

THIS IS A NEW DATING SERVICE IT'S CALLED SCIENTIFIC MATCH HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS? THEY TAKE YOUR DNA, AND THEY HELP YOU FIND POTENTIAL PARTNERS, WHICH SOUNDS WEIRD BECAUSE USUALLY YOU DON'T EXCHANGE YOUR DNA UNTIL ABOUT THE THIRD DATE HERE'S HOW IT WORKS THEY SWAB– YOU–ACTUALLY, YOU DO IT

YOU SWAB THE INSIDE OF YOUR MOUTH, THEN YOU SEND IT THEY ANALYZE YOUR DNA, AND TWO WEEKS LATER YOU GET A LIST OF POTENTIAL MATCHES HOW ROMANTIC YEARS LATER WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO YOUR KIDS, YOU CAN POINT TO AN ENVELOP, AND SAY, "THIS IS HOW YOUR FATHER AND I MET" DATING USED TO BE SO DIFFERENT

A LONG, LONG TIME AGO YOU FOUND A WOMAN ATTRACTIVE, AND YOU WOULD GO, "OOG, OG," BANG HER OVER THE HEAD, AND DRAG HER BACK TO YOUR CAVE SOUNDS TERRIBLE, LADIES, BUT IT WAS ALSO OKAY FOR WOMEN TO HAVE A BEARD BACK THEN, SO IT WASN'T ALL BAD NO ONE CARED BUT WE HAVE THE INTERNET, AND NOW YOU CAN MEET PEOPLE WITHOUT HAVING TO PUT PANTS ON, WHICH IS A PLUS I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING IS, IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER HOW YOU FIND LOVE, BECAUSE BEST CASE SCENARIO, YOU SWAB YOUR CHEEK; YOU FIND YOUR SOUL MATE

WORST CASE SCENARIO, YOU FIND THAT YOU HAVE STREP THROAT, SOMETHING LIKE THAT ALL THE PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT ARE SEARCHING FOR LOVE, I DEDICATE THIS DANCE TO YOU

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