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– YOU DON'T JUST FIND VIDEOS LIKE THAT ONLINE YOU CAN ALSO FIND LOVE

I'M SURE A LOT OF YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE SOME ONLINE DATING SITES OUT THERE, AND THEY'RE GETTING MORE AND MORE SPECIFIC THESE ARE A COUPLE OF SITES THAT I FOUND, AND THEY'RE REAL THEY'RE NOT GONNA FEEL REAL, BUT THEY'RE REAL THE FIRST ONE IS A GLUTEN-FREE SINGLES

[laughter] I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP IT IS A DATING SITE HOW PICKY DO YOU HAVE TO BE IF THIS IS THE SITE? "MOM, I MET SOMEONE AMAZING "HE'S SMART HE'S RICH

HE'S HANDSOME "HE TREATS ME WELL BUT HE'S NOT GLUTEN FREE DEAL BREAKER" WHATEVER HAPPENED TO "OPPOSITES ATTRACT"? I MEAN, SOMEONE WHO'S GLUTEN FREE SHOULD BE DATING PAPA JOHN

THAT'S WHO– [laughter] WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT? THAT WAS, I THOUGHT, CRAZY UNTIL I SAW THIS THIS IS CLOWN DATING IT SAYS, "EVERYBODY LOVES A CLOWN LET A CLOWN LOVE YOU" [laughter] NO, THANKS

REALLY, DOES EVERYBODY LOVE A CLOWN? HERE'S WHAT I'M SCARED OF WHAT DO THOSE CLOWNS LOOK LIKE IN THE MORNING? [laughter] ALTHOUGH IT WOULD MAKE THE WALK OF SHAME A LOT MORE FUN EVERY STEP, "HONK, HONK, HONK, HONK, HONK" THEIR SHOES MAKE NOISE AND THERE'S THIS

THIS IS MULLET PASSIONS [audience exclaims] [sighs] THIS IS A WEBSITE FOR PEOPLE WHO LOVE MULLETS DON'T LAUGH; I HAD A MULLET FOR A WHILE, AND I CAN TELL YOU IT'S A LONELY, LONELY WORLD [laughter] GLUTEN FREE, CLOWNS FOR CLOWNS, MULLETS– WHAT HAPPENED? I MEAN, WHAT– REMEMBER BARS? [laughter]

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